Infamous comedienne Joan Rivers died on September 4, 2014. Her daughter Melissa announced her passing, the result of complications due to surgery: “It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my mother, Joan Rivers,” Melissa said in a statement. “She passed peacefully at 1:17 p.m. surrounded by family and close friends. My son and I would like to thank the doctors, nurses, and staff of Mount Sinai Hospital for the amazing care they provided for my mother. Cooper and I have found ourselves humbled by the outpouring of love, support, and prayers we have received from around the world. They have been heard and appreciated. My mother’s greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.”
Here are a handful of her greatest one-liners and quotes.
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People Say That Money Is Not the Key to Happiness, but I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have a Key Made.
Both of My Parents Got to See Me Host Carson, Thank God. That's All Anyone Wants: to Have Their Parents See They're Going to Be All Right in Life.
I'm In Nobody's Circle, I've Always Been an Outsider.
I Succeeded by Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.
I Don't Excercise. If God Had Wanted Me To Bend Over, He Would Have Put Diamonds on The Floor.
Every Comedian Is Furious. Age Makes Me Angry. I'm Unhappy At Not Being Able To Open Packages Anymore. I'm Angry That Libraries Have Gone. I Hate Children on Planes. I'm Very Shallow, So They Tend To Be Little Things. To Be Honest, I Think I Was Probably Angry The Day I Was Born, You Know, About Diapers Or Something.
I Enjoy Life When Things Are Happening. I Don't Care If It's Good Things or Bad Things. That Means You're Alive.
I've Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body to Tupperware.
I Blame My Mother For My Poor Sex Life. All She Told Me Was 'the Man Goes on Top And The Woman Underneath.' For Three Years My Husband And I Slept In Bunk Beds.
I Wish I Had a Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.