SNL Weekend Update quotes: The famous SNL bloopers are compiled into this list to make your day better. There have been numerous SNL hosts, and this list includes most of the Tina Fey bloopers and Amy Poehler quotes. Considered by many to be two of the funniest people in the world (and certainly among the funniest female comedians of all time), Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are a dynamic duo unlike most others that have sat behind the Weekend Update desk.
From commentary on the US Presidency to their takes on political reform, these funny ladies pull no punches in their satirical take on the news. If you're looking for some great jokes from Weekend Update, this is the place to be.
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The Only Acceptable Kind Of Family Leave
"According to Washington insiders, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan could be the next official to leave the Bush administration. McClellan says he'd like to spend more time lying for his family"
Amy Poehler
Should I Be Concerned If I Won't Remember Later?
"A new study suggests that middle-aged adults who go on periodic drinking binges may face a heightened risk of dementia later on in life. The study is entitled, 'National Strategy for Victory in Iraq.'"
Tina Fey
You Shouldn't Joke About Things You Don't Want To Come True
"Bush's overall approval ratings have hit an all-time low ... If Bush's numbers don't improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency."
Tina Fey
Possible Conflict In Scheduling
"According to Secret Service logs, convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff was at the White House only two times in the past fives years. Of course, the real question is: was it the same two times that President Bush was there?"
Tina Fey
The Senate Ignores This Country's Roots
"A Senate committee on Thursday approved a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage, apparently forgetting that our forefathers wore wigs and satin Capri pants."
Tina Fey
The Real Evil Facing This Country
"A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there."
Amy Poehler
A Typical Day In The Senate
"During the Senate confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito, tempers boiled when Sen. Ted Kennedy threatened to subpoena records of the controversial group Concerned Alumni of Princeton, and chairman Arlen Specter had to slam his gavel twice before boredom was restored."
Tina Fey
Presidential Stress
"A leading Republican said Sunday that President Bush is so worried about Social Security that he is only able to sleep ten hours a night."
Tina Fey
Democrats: Gluttons For Punishment
"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them."
Tina Fey
Swank Rides, Before Christ
"A new poll shows that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job on the War in Iraq. And the remaining 34% think Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church."
Tina Fey