The subreddit /r/Showerthoughts is full of brilliant concise insights thought up in that great daily steamy thinktank: the shower. We (most of us) bathe in quiet solitude, with neither friends nor social media to entertain us lest we get our devices wet and ruin them. Amidst all that lathering and rinsing, the mind wanders, and for the duration of each shower, anything is possible. What do you think about during your most vulnerable moments? Space travel? The strange ways we use language? How cats have whisker-eyebrows and nobody really talks about it? This list collects the best of the Shower Thoughts subreddit - with credit to their original thinkers - for you to enjoy, ponder, and rank. Vote up the ones that make you be like, "Yeah. Yep."
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All Our Pets Might Have Stockholm Syndrome.
/u/TeeDeeEff
Mars... Is Populated Entirely by Robots!
/u/aaqucnaona
I Am Just a Penis. The Rest of Me Is Just There to Make Sure My Penis Survives Long Enough to Make More Penises.
/u/this_wont_kill_me
The Sinking of the Titanic Must Have Been a Miracle to the Lobsters in the Kitchen.
/u/ElBretto
When You Drink Alcohol, You Are Just Borrowing Happiness from Tomorrow.
/u/benji9t3
There Is One Day Every Year, Where We Unknowingly Pass the Anniversary of the Day the Dinosaurs Were Wiped Out by An Asteroid.
/u/dewinstainleigh
The Person Who Would Proof Read Hitler's Speeches Was a Grammar Nazi.
/u/PhantomDukie
If Obama Was the President of Kenya, He Would Be Their First White President.
/u/Sloth_Brotherhood
If Katniss and Peeta from Hunger Games Were Hollywood Celebrities, Their Supercouple Nickname Would Either Be Katpee or Peeniss.
/u/beinagrind_i_skapnum
Once You Have a PhD, Every Meeting You Go to Becomes a Doctor's Appointment.
/u/Sland