"Please", Party Irresponsibly, "Responsibly"!
http://www.ranker.com/list/10-stupid-things-stupid-people-do-at-parties-/rpaup44,
Take All Your Clothes Off and Run Naked
Get Arressted?
Mix Beer, Wine and Weed.
Actually Sit On the Toilet Seat?
Drink Way Too Much?
Smoke a Joint With a Stranger
Drink Anything Anyone Hands You?
Lose Their Keys
Jump Off the Roof Into the Pool?
Start a Fight?