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A List About How Great Liam Neeson's Movie Roles Are

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A List About How Great Liam Neeson
I don't have many man crushes, but I am always rooting for Liam Neeson. He could play the worst possible character and I would say please don't die early in the movie again. Liam Neeson dying in your movie equals your movie sucking. If you have to kill a character don't kill his.
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Admiral Shane


I didn't watch Battleship because I heard it was terrible. I'm sure all the scenes with Liam Neeson were great though. I could picture Liam Neeson as an Admiral.
Qui-Gon Jinn


I'd happily work for the guy who trained Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader at the same time. This guy is a complete badass. Seriously he died another time in the movie. What the hell?
Captain Mikhail Polenin


If Liam Neeson was the Captain of the ship I was on I'd be thrilled. He's kind of the laid back guy that everyone likes and respects. The Soviet Union being the Soviet Union sends Harrison Ford to be the Captain. Eventually there was something wrong with the nuclear part of the submarine and a bunch of people die. If Liam Neeson was Captain nobody dies, simple as that.
Aslan


Okay I never knew this about Liam Neeson, but he really does play the voice of Aslan in the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. The character that most resembles Jesus in any movie that isn't a fictional Jesus. If a lion with Liam Neeson's voice told me to do something, I would do it. No questions asked. Aslan does die in the first LWW movie, but thankfully he comes back to life. 
Zeus


I really don't care if Liam Neeson was a good guy or bad guy during this movie. To be honest I fell asleep 30 minutes in (in a movie theater). I personally think Liam Neeson would be a great god of all gods. He can control the universe if he wants to. It's cool with me.
Priest Vallon


The absolute biggest badass in Gangs of New York was Priest Vallon. He does die early in the movie. If somehow he didn't die and he told me to beat the shit out of all of the locals that held allegiance to Bill the Butcher, you bet your ass I would have done what he told me to do.
Godfrey De Ibelin


Let's just forget that he ever died early in the movie (again). Instead of Orlando Bloom's idiotic character turning down the chance to be king of Jerusalem and being able to protect the city, we would have this guy be a king in Jerusalem. I'd proudly call him king.
Oskar Schindler


So basically working for this character means I won't be killed by Nazis. This is a real character who saved a bunch of Jews during the holocaust. Liam Neeson is that awesome he pulls this role off.
Henri Ducard

Only the most badass actor of all time would have a line like this^

Okay, so there is some guy out there who will bail me out of prison. Then teach me ninjitsu and give me a reason to live. All I have to do is destroy a city that is full of corruption and where some dbag shot my parents. The people I did care about in the city, I could have them easily removed before anything happened. Count me in. Did I mention Liam Neeson dies, again.
Bryan Mills


It would really be hard to work under this character in Taken. If there was a prequel to this movie I would definitely want to work under this character as a spy. He must have done some pretty crazy stuff in his younger years.


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