"That Awkward Moment" movie quotes bring the laughs as it follows three guys who try their best to stay single together. The romantic comedy movie was written and directed by Tom Gormican, who made his directorial debut. "That Awkward Moment" opened in theaters in the United States on January 31, 2014.
In "That Awkward Moment," after Mikey's (Michael B. Jordan) girl breaks up with him, his roommates Jason (Zac Efron) and Daniel (Miles Teller) vow to stick with him and all three remain single for the immediate future. They make rules for the plan and all head out to the club to drown their sorrows.
Things don't go as planned when Jason meets Ellie (Imogen Poots) and instantly falls in love and when Daniel begins dating Chelsea (Mackenzie Davis), both in violation of the pact. This leaves all three friends in an awkward place where each have to evaluate where their relationships, either with their ladies or with each other, are headed.
"That Awkward Moment" hits theaters just starting to settle down after Oscar contention season where great films played such as "Gimme Shelter," "I, Frankenstein," "Ride Along," "Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, "The Wolf of Wall Street, "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues" "Her," "American Hustle," "Saving Mr. Banks," August: Osage County, "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug," "Dallas Buyers Club," "Philomena, "Inside Llewyn Davis," "Out of the Furnace," "12 Years a Slave," and "Frozen".
http://www.ranker.com/list/that-awkward-moment-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes,
We're Staying Single With You
Jason: "If you're single, we're staying single with you, man."
Doing what good friends do, Jason, Daniel and Mikey make a pact to all stay single. That seems easy at first but they soon learn it is far from that.
I Was Going to Make You Wait
Ellie: "I was so not going to do that. I was going to make you wait like 40 days or something."
Jason: "I was going to make you wait too. Then I realized, I'm a dude."
After they meet, the connection between Ellie and Jason is remarkable. So while Ellie planned to not sleep with him right away, she made an exception. Jason on the other hand, makes an exception all the time.
Gimme the Ice Cream
Jason: "Is that ice cream?"
Mikey: "Yeah, it's peanut butter chocolate."
Jason: "Gimme the ice cream."
Mikey: "No, I need it. My girl broke up with me."
Jason: "What are you, Bridget Jones? Gimme the ice cream."
Mikey: "Back up, little man."
Jason: "Gimme the ice cream."
Daniel: "Nobody gets ice cream. We're going out!"
Following a breakup, Mikey turns to ice cream to drown his sorrows. Daniel and Jason have other plans: going to the club.
Den of Testosterone
Jason: "So, it's Ellie."
Daniel: "Are you serious?! This is a den of testosterone. You can't invite a girl to a place like this."
Jason: "Well, I'm going to buzz her in."
Daniel: "She's not going to talk about Xbox. I'm going to be sitting here thinking like, 'oh I have to fart but maybe I can't right now.' She better have some hot friends. Open the door. I don't care. I'm getting wasted."
When Jason's girl, Ellie, is at the door, Daniel advises against her visiting. To him, their man cave is not a suitable place for women but as Ellie is already there, luckily for Daniel, he has alcohol.
My Junk Is Orange
Mikey: "Which one of you idiots uses self tanner?"
Daniel: "I do. Why?"
Mikey: "Because I thought it was lotion."
Jason: "What?"
Mikey: "Now my junk is orange."
Jason: "Oh no!"
Daniel: "That looks like a traffic cone!"
Jason: "It looks like a sad giraffe."
Mikey mistakes self tanner for lotion and ends up with some colorful man parts. While Mikey is pretty pissed, Jason and Daniel don't pass up the opportunity to joke about it.
I Love That!
Daniel: "I love the way she laughs. I love the way we fit together in bed because we're the same height and our crotches line up perfectly."
Jason: "That's really good."
Daniel: "I love that!"
Jason: "I love that!"
Daniel: "Yeah, man"
Jason: "So run and tell her that."
Daniel: "All right, I'm doing it."
Daniel: "Man, you're doing it! … Oh, dude!"
Daniel opens up about how he's in love. Jason urges him to express his feelings to the girl, to which Daniel heads off to do, at least until he's hit by a cab and stopped in his tracks.
Don't Hug Me With No Pants On
Mikey: "I've been trying to pretend that things haven't changed."
Daniel: "Look, come here, man."
Mikey: "Do not hug me with no pants on."
Daniel: "You're right. Respect."
When Mikey tries to confront Jason and Daniel about how their bromance has changed, he is interrupted by the awkwardness of Daniel trying to hug without wearing pants.
You Guys Are in a Relationship?
Jason: "What the?"
Mikey: "What the?"
Daniel: "Hey, it doesn't mean what you think it means."
Jason: "It doesn't?"
Chelsea: "Oh, what does our relationship mean to you then?"
Jason: "Wait, you guys are in a relationship?"
Jason and Mikey catch Daniel in the bathroom with girlfriend Chelsea. As none of the three men were supposed to be in relationships, Daniel has some explaining to do.