We all heard these at some point. Sometimes a life lesson, sometimes a way to chastise us rather harmlessly, sometimes a threat. What ever they were, or were intended to be, all Parents had them, what I call "Parentisims". Those crazy, sometimes helpful things every parent says to a kid. Enjoy!
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(You Make a) Better Door Than a Window
Often said by Dad as you stood in front of the TV...
De tal palo, tal astilla
Children Should Be Seen and Not Heard
Because I Said So!
The All Time End Of Conversation
Are You Trying to Cool Off the Neigborhood?
Little Pitchers Have Big Ears
If (INSERT NAME HERE) Jumped Off a Bridge, Would You Follow?
Don't Pit Peter Against Paul
When You Think You're Big Enough...
Was Your Father a Glass Maker?